Before you Cheat Your Girlfriend ( the book every man should read and every girl should know)

I have started writing this book,today i present the first page written for your reviews & opinion ) please advice.

 

Before you Cheat Your Girlfriend

(The book every man should read and every girl should know)

This particular topic is a little bit controversial. The moment you read this line, you might have said to yourself “ I didn’t cheat on my girlfriend ever, god promise, I swear , this topic is not for me”.

*Cough Cough * “Come on now, confess to me, baby, I am YOUR WINGMAN,”   

Consider yourself to have “cheated” on  your girlfriend IF :-

1)      You starred or oogled at the sweet/cute / hottie  girl in your class meetings.
( school/college/library/tution/yoga/meditation/study  group/prayer meet ,
Yes that’s right you oogled her , you looked at her, do not resist the truth, and don’t grin  back to  me, and also don’t laugh it off.
I know you did it. They all know you did it, you know you did it,  then why protest,  tick mark here and read the next line. OK?

2)      You saw a girl and ever mentioned “So Sweet/sexy/hot/some personal /regional language slang word describing the meaning you know I meant to tell you here”   .

Yeah I know you are going to make a quick resisting come back to me and ask me  questions like:-

You - “Whoa are you nuts dude?” 

 Me  - * grins back at you*whispering  I am your wingman dude, come on now * pats your shoulder read on bro “

3)      You gave a  (“life saving”) lift  to your girlffriend’s best friend.
All because you didn’t “want” her to walk back home. You may have cited reasons like “it is dark OR  she is your best friend/ Or  I  will take her back home on the way to my home”

4)      You actually accept it by now .

Yeah, you cheated on your girlfriend. You accepted it? Good boy, Read on. I forgave you before you knew it.

 
In your heart you did feel a little pang of  resistance at that time but you didn’t know what to do next so what the heck you went all the way to cheating  with her.

In your wingman bro. You say “ its her fault too, she made me do it, I was like this and it was like that “

Or you could claim innocence and say you were driven into the arms of another lover because your girlfriend was not loyal to you/not giving you enough time/ * insert some inert blabbering here *

Words do not permit me to be typed here else I would be abusing you while I laughed along with you  in a perverted sense of making you realize and accept you are a human being who just accepted a mistake. A mistake that seem unforgivable, but I forgave you before I started writing these words.

Why did I forgive you? Because you are inside a body trying to be a human being.